Sample of “The Freeland Vendetta (Stone Chalmers #1)”

Prologue

The operative crawled up the lifeless slope. Dust sneaked through the gaps between his helmet and his gillie suit, and sweat glued the dust to his neck and shoulders. Pebbles rolled between his chest and the ground. He sucked at a straw and hot water from a bag between his shoulders flooded his mouth.

At least the heat vents on the suit’s front were open. Some of his body heat would slither between his chest and the baked ground. Enough to escape detection by the locals’ decades-old IR sensors.

From over the top of the slope came the rumble of a large vehicle. He froze, arms and legs at odd angles. He sucked more hot water from the straw. The bag crinkled against his undershirt.

An overlay projected onto his field of vision by his transcranial stimulator reported no motion to his sides or behind him. If not for the vehicle, he could be the only person within fifty miles.

He crawled toward a rock the size and shape of a squashed basketball, straddling the contour line of the slope. Agonizingly slowly, giving the multicolored e-ink camouflage time to change patterns without a casual glance noticing. Finally he made it. He lay face down, inhaling warm air through slits in the sides of his helmet. The rock’s narrow shadow covered the crown of his head. Barely cooler, but still a relief.

He subvoked a command to the computer implanted under the skin of his chest. A heat vent on the top of his helmet opened, dumping heat to the shade of the rock. Not much, but it would delay heat stroke a few seconds longer.

Another subvoked command. Diagnostics for his cameras, microphones, and volatile molecule sniffers whirled in his field of vision. All green. The implantable’s static RAM could hold nearly an hour of data.

Time to look at the other side of the slope.

He closed the heat vent atop his helmet and slithered six inches sideways. Subvoked the commands to record on all channels. Lifted his head.

On the other side of the contour line, the ground sloped gently down to a field of pebbles and rocks in jumbled shades of khaki and pallid rust, scattered randomly by a billion years of wind and rain. Against the natural rockscape, a dull black structure of metal/carbon nanotube alloy, thirty yards long by ten wide and high, instantly revealed the hand of man.

The structure curved away from the operative, as if a robot with uneven wheels laid out the long sides during construction. The structure’s long side facing him held double doors deeply recessed in the alloy wall. Near the far end, tiny holes in the alloy formed a grid about two yards square.

The operative’s breath caught. His gaze completed the circle defined by the alloy walls. White spray paint drew a circle. Estimated diameter 45 meters appeared in his vision.

More sweat bloomed in his armpits and on his back. Estimate, hell. The circle’s painters knew the intended diameter to the millimeter.

The men who’d built the structure and painted the circle also knew to hide their work from prying eyes. Thin poles staked around and throughout the circle held up a giant camouflage net, its sinuous surfaces rising from near ground level to simulate a low hillock. The nets glittered with strips of metal radar chaff.

Small wonder orbital surveillance had missed this site.

The operative breathed harder. His head wanted to jerk around, make sure the cameras caught everything. He resisted. Sudden movement might catch the attention of–

To the left. Half a mile from the curved structure, twenty men in woodland green camouflage scurried around a flatbed trailer bearing a red steel shipping container. The container was twin to a hundred million others carried by ship and truck and railroad around Earth and the colonies acceded to the Convention.

The halves of the container’s top suddenly flipped open and struck the sides.

From the container’s open top, a six-tube missile launcher emerged and swung its muzzles toward the curved structure. The clang of the opened top reached his hiding spot over the rocky ground. Fire streaked from the tubes. The missile launches shrieked in his ears.

Impact. Fireballs billowed into the cloudless sky. The explosion roared over the operative’s hiding spot. The microphone’s gain meter maxed out for a moment. Waves of hot wind stank of vaporized metal.

Sweat trickled down the operative’s face. Plain as day what the locals trained for. Didn’t they know the damage they would cause to their own planet?

They didn’t care.

Smoke dissipated from the structure. Five gouges scarred the alloy wall facing the missile launcher. One missile had punched through the grid of tiny holes, leaving a jagged hole dripping with melted metal. Not enough to destroy the cooling system.

The men shouted among themselves. The operative couldn’t hear their words, but from their tone, he imagined their expletives. Other than their shouts he only heard a faint buzz, like an insect near his ear.

Insect? No plants this far from the inhabited zone. Should mean no insects–

Something jabbed through his gillie suit into the back of his thigh. His heart slammed and he swatted his hand at whatever stuck him.

His arm turned into useless meat, dropping to the rocky ground. His head slumped, face-down onto the dust. Pebbles filled his vision like boulders, dim in the slivered light sneaking between the ground and his immobile head.

He tried wiggling his other arm. His legs. Nothing. He couldn’t even turn his head. Paralyzed? Drugs could do that, delivered by dart–

How could he think so calmly? Yet he did. His heart pumped steadily, no faster than if he walked at an easy pace. His diaphragm rose and fell in a corresponding rhythm. He should panic… yet the thought skittered over the surface of his mind while his subconscious took its cues from his heart and respiration rates.

A paralyzing drug and sympathetic nervous system inhibitors. The locals knew their business.

The insect-like buzz became louder, then ended with a springy rattle about five feet to his right. An airborne drone landing, like a vulture.

Pebbles crunched on the rocky ground in the missile launcher’s direction. Footsteps, several people. Coming his way. Far too close to have left the group at the missile launcher when the drone darted him. They’d tracked him, hid in camouflage twenty or thirty yards downslope. He’d looked right past them.

The footsteps resolved into three people. They fanned out around his head and halted.

“The Chinese man?” said a callow young man’s voice in the twangy local accent, two yards to the left.

“Yup.” Another man’s voice, to the right. Hard-bitten as the dusty landscape.

Breaths heaved in and out of the young man. “I always heard tell Chinese were decent enough folks, if you got them out from under the reds.”

From in front of the operative, a woman spoke, her voice melodious yet cold. “He serves a more evil master than the Chinese Communist Party.”

The wind sighed, skittering dust.

“He serves the United Nations.”

1

Clouds brushed the tops of nearby highrises and flurried snow onto Marcus Garvey Park. Stone Chalmers stood at one end of the practice field with the six boys playing defensive back. They looked up at Stone through their wire mesh face shields and rubbed together their electrotouch gloves. Pale nine-year-old faces, cheeks red with cold, noses running.

“When’s practice going to end?” Edwin muttered to Tiansheng. “I’m cold.”

“Practice ends–” Stone said. Edwin lurched back, eyes full of whites. “–when head coach says it ends.” Stone nodded toward the far end of the field. The team’s head coach went along the offensive linemen, touching shoulders and padded blocking shields to make fine adjustments.

Nearer, twenty yards away, the other assistant coach thumped his free hand against a football. “Stone, ready?” he called.

Stone nodded. “Time for man coverage drills,” he said to the boys. “Vikram, Hamza, you two first. Hang tight with the receivers and work on your breaks.”

Vikram and Hamza nodded and trotted into position opposite two receivers. All four boys looked like blue marshmallow men in heavily padded uniforms and concussion-resistant helmets. Green diagnostic LEDs on chests and backs showed all the players’ tag force sensors in working order.

“Hut, hut!” the other assistant coach called. The receivers took off. Hamza’s man sprinted straight downfield on a fly route. Hamza pivoted and ran shoulder-to-shoulder with him.

The other receiver ran five yards, then cut in. Vikram backpedaled until the cut in, then closed–and the receiver cut again and raced toward the end zone.

Vikram twisted, lost momentum. Five yards of separation. The other assistant coach tossed a tight spiral arcing into the receiver’s hands.

Stone stuck out his arm and caught the receiver across the chest. He patted the boy’s helmet with his other hand. The soft plastic firmed up under his palm. “Good cuts. Hand me the ball.” Stone tossed the ball to the other assistant coach. “Bryce, Gonzalo, your turn.”

The two boys ran toward the line of scrimmage. Gonzalo held out his hand to low-five Vikram. Vikram trudged along, shoulders hunched and head down, and missed the gesture.

Vikram came closer and looked up at Stone. His eyes crinkled, ready to cry. “I tried to work on my break, Coach Stone.”

Stone pulled him into a hug and rubbed his helmet. “It’s fine. Practice makes progress. Keep at it, you’ll get it.”

Vikram nodded. He walked, head raised, to his place in line. Stone watched him go and the cold sensation of lying washed down Stone’s throat. In his mind’s eye appeared his great-grandfather, Trajanus Chalmers, his Mexico City Conquistadors cap precariously balanced on his graying waves. A slow head shake, a glint in his yellow eyes, and Paw-Paw said You can’t coach hips.

Stone drew in a lungful of chill air. None of these boys would grow up to become football players–lack of hips was the least of their shortcomings. Boys from the glass-faced carbon-nanotube highrises north of Central Park, sons of UN and non-governmental organization officials, they faced more important futures than playing football. The burden of maintaining the galaxy’s fragile order would soon fall on them.

The team’s shortest, slowest receiver ran two steps, then turned back and caught a pass. Gonzalo shoved him, both hands in the receiver’s back. The LED on the receiver’s back turned red.

Stone clapped. “Way to close on him,” he called to Gonzalo.

A ding sounded in Stone’s ear. Against Mount Morris’ exposed gray schist and the brown trunks of leafless maples, bright green letters appeared. Not memory–neural activity induced by a network of nanometer-wide wires grown around his hair follicles and linked to the worldweb.

Come to office immediately. 108 on Freeland. Out.

Stone blew out a streamer of breath. The sender lacked any need to identify himself. Only Gray could force a message past Stone’s software assistant.

The burden of maintaining the galaxy’s fragile order now fell on him.

He raised his hand and the six defensive backs looked up at him. “Boys, I hate to do this, but I’m being called into work.”

A chorus of groans. Edwin’s eyes drooped. “Can’t they send someone else?”

Stone cocked his head and smiled, mouth closed. “When you’re good at your job, you’re in demand.” He patted Edwin and Tiansheng on their shoulder pads. “Later.”

He subvoked to his car, Pull up on Madison just before 123rd. He jogged over and told the other assistant coach he had to leave. Twenty yards further, the head coach looked up from the padded thud of offensive linemen blocking pass rushers. “Let me guess,” he said to Stone. “Work needs you?”

“Afraid so.”

“You’ll make the game on Saturday?”

108 meant an agent dead on an operation.

“Tricky negotiation on the far side of a wormhole. Plan on me being gone.”

He strode away from the field and between the gray stone pillars flanking the park’s gate on the Madison side near 123rd. Cars whispered uptown, headlights on under the overcast sky.

Claws scratched the sidewalk and collar tags jingled. Brown eyes bulged in a stout Boston terrier’s black and white face. No leash. Every three steps, the dog angled its head up and left, mark of a gene-tech’d and conditioned urge to seek commands from its mistress.

The dog’s owner had a pale heart-shaped face between the upturned collar of her black leather kneecoat and the cultured gray fur trim of her red bucket hat. Stone flicked his gaze up and down her lean form, then looked past her down Madison. He shook his left forearm and his watch slid past the cuff of his blue tracksuit. Platinum bezel and hands, silicon wafer face, a half-carat diamond marking twelve o’clock. Only a woman would notice how expensive it was from five yards away.

Three-forty-five. Her soles clacked closer and a floral perfume trickled into his nose. He took a closer look at her. A snowflake fell in front of her crisp cheekbones and narrow nose. She tucked blond tips of hair under her hat and her gaze met his.

Pretty, but a thousand women as pretty arrived in the city every day, dreaming their social justice degrees from flyover-state public universities and second-tier Ivies prepared them to change the world.

Stone smiled weakly and looked through her, down Madison. She sniffed in a breath. The dog trotted between its mistress and Stone and made a low growl.

Moments later, a sleek black coupe with tinted windows, its faces as sharp as a supermodel’s cheekbones, parked itself at the curb. A faint snick and the coupe’s doors popped open. He grabbed the handle and pulled too firmly for the pneumatic assist to help him.

Inside, Stone eased back on the horseshoe-shaped leather seat. “UNICA,” he said. “Priority one.”

The coupe accelerated smoothly and cut across three lanes to turn east on 123rd. Small, blocky cars in front of him slid left and right to the curb. Another right turn and the coupe headed downtown on Lexington. Stone’s car weaved in and out of traffic and all the lights turned green.

Spanish Harlem gave way to the Upper East Side. The highrises here stood taller, with stone faces and architectural curlicues at street level. In the upper 60s Stone caught a glimpse of the Korean hot dog stand in front of his apartment building. His coupe accelerated, pushing him back against the cushions. His mouth watered thinking of a hot dog with kimchi.

No telling what the locals ate on New Moravia.

The snow flurried more heavily here. He would wake to a dirty slush if he remained in the city till morning. South of 59th, logos of UN agencies and NGOs marked a building or two on every block. Pedestrians wore the native costumes of two hundred countries, tailored and adapted to New York chic, and strode through the concrete canyons as if they worked at the most important jobs in the galaxy.

Stone’s lower face flexed in a smile that failed to reach his eyes. Let them imagine they mattered. Delusions of importance kept them out of his hair.

At first glance, UNICA headquarters looked like any other of the thousand skyscrapers occupied by the agencies and organizations that governed mankind. UNICA’s eighty-story highrise filled the middle of a block in the mid 50s between Lexington and the FDR. Concrete bollards, and Czech hedgehogs like a giant’s steel jacks, lined the sidewalk. A sign perpendicular to the sidewalk between the parking garage entrance and exit bore a dusting of snow. On the sign, four multiracial hands clasped one another, superimposed over the UN flag. Fine print below the image read United Nations Interagency Coordination Authority.

The gate bobbed up. Stone’s coupe entered the garage.

Eight minutes later, he strode from the elevator on the 27th floor and entered the office of the most powerful man alive.

Essentially all six billion survivors of the Time of Troubles assumed the Secretary-General governed the world. He or she appeared on Worldforum, after all, when time came to call on the US to send soldiers to enforce a resolution, and the US President always complied. Even the vast majority of UN and NGO workers trodding the nearby streets assumed the same.

A few thousand people, more perceptive of the invisible ebbs and flows of power behind the public show, might understand the head of UNICA wielded far more power. The bland bureaucratic label–UN Interagency Coordination Authority–hid the fact that every major decision by the UN’s agencies and the major NGOs required the assent of UNICA Director Kroebel, high in his opulent corner office facing Central Park from the skyscraper’s penthouse.

Stone and a dozen other people knew Director Kroebel took his orders from UNICA’s assistant director of operational planning. Gray.

The ceiling-height door stood six inches open, showing a swathe of bookcases and windows. Stone rapped his knuckles on the manufactured wood.

Gray’s voice boomed through the opening. “Come in.”

Stone entered and shut the door behind him.

In profile at a standing workstation, Gray peered through reading glasses down his long nose at text scrolling up one of three monitors. Too mature a man for new-fangled transcranial nerve induction technologies, or at least that’s what he wanted his few subordinates to think.

Gaze locked on his monitors, Gray raised his right hand, a patrol leader commanding his men to halt. “I need a moment.” He angled his head at another monitor. Checking the time. “Pour us each a drink.”

A table of cherry wood and gold inlay. Whisky lurked in a decanter, next to a stack of clean glasses. Stone lifted the decanter’s hefty glass stopper, poured. The peaty smell evoked his father, numbing himself as he dissolved over the years into his worn, brown leather recliner. He stoppered the decanter and cracked open a bottle of sparkling water for himself. Stone held his hissing, mineral-scented water near his nose, then slipped between visitor seats and set the whisky on Gray’s second, sitting-height desk, near an embedded touchscreen facing an empty ergonomic chair.

The text window winked out. “Enough of that,” Gray said. He pivoted a quarter turn, revealing his broad shoulders, firm chest, and narrow waist. His blue tie, properly dimpled, arched away from his starched white shirt. Under his high forehead, his gray eyes, source of his code name, took in Stone’s blue tracksuit. “Any future Giants players on your team?”

“Don’t bet on it.”

“You know I never bet. Sit, and tell me about Freeland.” Gray extended his index finger straight up. “No searches.”

“I didn’t search the web about that colony when I drove downtown. Why would I now?”

Gray’s eyes narrowed. “You are a very good operative, Stone. If you kept up with analyst reports, you could be a great one.”

He said that every time. Stone eased into a seat. “Freeland is the forty-second and most recent extrasolar colony to accede to the Dubai Convention. Two, three months back, ITB–” The UN’s Interstellar Transport Bureau. “–sited the Earth end of the wormhole somewhere in Texas. I’ve run out of facts.”

“Speculations, then?”

Stone squinted past Gray at a painting of two racing sailboats on the wall. Blurred lines and peach-colored dollops of faces filled the painting with excitement. Fifteen years of visits to Gray’s office, and Stone still didn’t know if Gray sailed every weekend, or hated the ocean and wanted to misdirect his few visitors.

His gaze met Gray’s eyes. “From calling themselves ‘Freelanders’, I’ll guess they were Libertarians or Objectivists who fled the U.S.A. during the Time of Troubles on a warpdrive ship.”

“Accurate, except for the colony’s ideological bent. Its founders were Czech Texans. They established the colony on explicitly ethnic grounds.”

“Yes, and?” Stone drank. Sparkling water fizzed across his tongue. “Most colonies are monoethnic–”

“The Freelander charter limits immigration to people who genetically are at least 25% Czech and at least 75% white. Here’s the full text.” Gray touched the tips of his index and middle fingers to the screen embedded in his desk, then flicked them forward.

A bong sounded in Stone’s ears. A text notification of the received file popped into his vision, then faded.

“Seventy-five percent white.” Those thousand women coming to the city with social justice degrees would shake with outrage. Utter a few well-practiced words and in fifteen minutes they would climb into his bed to punish those distant racists. “Yet Freeland acceded to the Dubai Convention anyway.”

Gray lifted his whisky glass. “ITB’s quite skilled at persuading colony worlds that granting 10% of their habitable land surfaces to the UN for new settlement is in their best interests. The standard ploys worked on Freeland. ITB sold the colony’s business leaders on new employees and customers. It promised the governor and other elected politicians consulting jobs after they leave office. One legislator had enough principle to raise the charter’s immigration terms. ITB told him the land grant, by law, would belong to the UN, so Freeland’s charter would not apply. They assuaged him further by inviting him to UN headquarters to provide Freelander input on any settlement plans.”

Stone drank more sparkling water. A hundred governments in the underdeveloped world sought dumping grounds for their undesirables–quarrelsome religious and ethnic minorities, unemployed college graduates, excess males arising from sex-selection technologies. Anything to forestall a repeat of the Time of Troubles. ITB’s wormhole network made vast landscapes, dozens of light years away in real space, reachable in a few days of travel across Earth. ITB might bring Freeland’s representative to meet a few ambassadors in the Secretariat building, but it would do the colonist no good. Bureaucrats in a dozen UN agencies would decide the fate of his world.

“The Freelanders will be in for a shock,” Stone said, “when they find out what they signed up for.”

Gray sipped, then set down his whisky with a resonant thump. “They already know.”

2

Stone arched an eyebrow. “A desk jockey downstairs spun up a good story, at least.”

Gray narrowed his eyes. “I know the personnel in Analysis Branch. Far better than you. Here are vetted facts they gave me.” He jutted out a finger with each one. “One: within a week of the colony’s accession to the Dubai Convention, hundreds of colonists on social media accused their leaders of bringing to Freeland all the evils their ancestors fled last century. Or to quote, ‘ghettos and barrios.’ Two: colonists spray painted the house of the CEO of Freeland’s largest construction company with the slogan Just say No to criminals and welfare queens. Three: a week ago, an unidentified perpetrator threw a rock through the classroom window of the governor’s youngest son. The rock bore a laser-carved message: We will kill your son to protect our daughters from Earth’s thugs.”

“People settled in their ways assume the worst of any change.” Stone took a mineral swallow of sparkling water. A chill washed down him.

Even if the Freelanders assumed their way of life would be violated, colonists on other worlds had done the same without threatening businessmen and politicians. “Though never before to this extent,” Stone added.

“Quite.” Gray’s tone sounded like centuries of wind down Manhattan’s concrete canyons. “Reason enough to draw my attention. Yet the situation could be even worse than a spontaneous outbreak of populism. One of the Freeland leaders who signed the Dubai Convention may have leaked details to trigger the outbreak.” Gray lifted his whisky glass and swirled it in long, knobby fingers. His hand grew still, but he did not speak until the brown liquid calmed. “Or UN advance personnel on the planet betrayed Earth’s plans.”

“That’s impossible.”

“Improbable, I’ll grant you. In my position, though, I must consider every possibility. Even the worst.”

Stone nodded. “Which is why you sent–?”

“Dragon.”

“Dragon? You sent an East Asian operative to a planet where his ethnicity isn’t welcome?”

Gray sipped. “A calculated risk. On Earth, certainly, northern European whites view Asians more favorably than other ethnicities. I considered it likely Freelanders would as well. He went under the cover story of a luxury adventure travel blogger scouting undiscovered tourist sites for rich Earthers. He received some odd looks but, overall, hospitable treatment. The prospect of making money helps people overcome their ethnic biases.”

“Not everyone, apparently.”

“After three weeks in the capital, Dragon headed into the wilds. Under the pretext of exploring a wilderness adventure site, he followed a lead regarding weapons training by disgruntled locals. Evidence pointed to the locals being bankrolled by a Freelander transport mogul named Lukas Benavides.”

“‘Benavides’ doesn’t sound Czech.”

Gray shrugged. “Perhaps he lied about his ancestry to get on board the settler ships. Immaterial. Benavides is the bioseeding patron of eight hundred thousand acres of wilderness, which includes the site Dragon investigated.”

“Where Benavides and his men killed him?”

Gray shook his head. “Our field office on Freeland tracked Dragon’s biotelemetry and his SUV’s positioning beacon back to the city. An hour later, he died in his hotel room. An hour after that, the local medical examiner logged death by natural causes. Another hour, and Dragon’s remains were cremated.”

“Did biotelemetry show any signs of struggle? Heart rate spike, accelerometer signals.…”

Gray’s unsmiling face answered no.

Stone swallowed dryly. “His abductors knew we remotely monitored his biometrics.” UN personnel betraying Earth’s plans–and Gray’s agents–suddenly became less improbable.

He took a long drink of sparkling water, composing himself while the fizz and mineral taste flooded his mouth. He lowered the glass. His cheeks tightened in a smirk of easy confidence. “My mission is all three, right?”

“All three?”

“Determine Dragon’s cause of death, follow his weapons training lead, and find the source of the Freelanders’ opposition to Earth. Right?”

Gray nodded. “We’ve prepared your cover. Hypnogogue it on the flight to Texas. You leave from LaGuardia in two hours.”

Stone downed the last of his sparkling water, then shifted his weight forward in his chair. “If that’s all, I’ll go upstairs for my cover–”

“Not all. Before you download your cover files and pick up the supporting trinkets, go to Genomics Sub-branch. 30th floor.”

Stone blinked. Never been there before.

“One final thing. When you arrive at Freeland, avoid our field office, both in person and electronically. Surveillance of the office by hostiles possibly tipped them to Dragon’s true role.”

Or someone in the field office betrayed Earth’s plans–and Stone’s fellow agent. A glance at Gray’s suddenly creased face kept the words out of Stone’s mouth. The old man realized the possibility. He didn’t need a reminder.

“Got it.” Stone’s legs pushed him out of his chair. “One more question. How many of ITB’s Keyhole Kops are on Freeland?”

“Too many,” Gray said. “I assumed I needn’t tell you to avoid them as well.”

ITB’s undercover operatives supposedly only worked in wormhole security and operations. Supposedly. Like cockroaches, bureaucratic mission creep had survived the Time of Troubles. “Don’t worry. I’ll keep my distance. They would only get in my way.”

“I’ve never seen a SNP profile like yours,” the Genomics tech said. A rubber band in the back bundled her blond hair. Her full face was almost as pale as her white lab coat. A faint pink glowed in her cheeks, was not painted on. In his younger days, Stone would have glanced once and crossed her off his target list.

Not that she was on his target list now. She and her spinning, rolling stool seemed fused together, as if she never left this cramped laboratory. Computer cooling fans hummed and liquids sloshed inside the base of an upright, man-sized plastic tank occupying the far corner.

Off his target list, but he had skills to practice in case he needed them on New Moravia. “I bet you say that to all the men.” Stone curled up the corners of his mouth and held his gaze on her brown eyes for a two-count. He looked away. In the westward windows, his reflection grinned back against the backdrop of darkening sky and high-rises with glowing windows, like pixelated jack-o-lanterns.

“No,” the Genomics tech said. Her voice lacked guile. “Yours is unique. Is your ancestry why you took the codename Hybrid?”

Stone replied slowly, in a lecturing voice, “I prefer the term ‘person of multiraciality.’” That line would wrongfoot his usual women, get them gushing apologies for offending him, conceding the lead to him in the mating dance. He smirked and wished he could laugh.

“I’ve never heard that term. Anyway, your codename definitely fits your SNP profile.”

“I’d comment, if I knew what a–snip?–profile was.” He curled up the corners of his mouth again.

“Oh.” She blinked at him as if she saw him for the first time. “You know what genes are, at least?”

He nodded. “Blueprints for proteins.”

The Genomics tech eased out a breath. “Good. Okay. The genetic code contains a lot of redundancies. Because of that, there are I don’t know how many trillion different gene sequences that can provide the blueprint for one protein. Since those different gene sequences lead to the same result, there’s essentially no selective pressure to weed them out of the gene pool. But they also don’t mutate very often. So you have a bunch of single nucleotide polymorphisms, SNPs, you inherited, and your SNP profile tells us with high accuracy about your ancestors. Got it?”

No, but saying the word aloud would only get a longer and more detailed explanation. “How is my profile unique?”

A negotiation between his software assistant and hers poked at the bottom of his mind. The poke went away and a pie chart popped into his vision to the left of her pale face. “You’re 9.4% African.”

The boys would still be at the park, doing coverage drills and working on their breaks. “A great-grandfather of mine played cornerback in the NFL for fourteen years.”

“I’ve never heard of the game of cornerback, and I don’t know where the NFL is,” the Genomics tech said. “You’re also 6.3% Ashkenazi.”

“One of my great-grandmothers was a prominent Reform rabbi.”

“And 12.5% Spanish.”

“Another of my great-grandfathers. Born in Mexico, was an anchorman for a Spanish-language television network’s national news broadcast in the U.S. I get my blond hair from him.” Again, a line to wrongfoot his usual women.

The Genomics tech swept her finger around three-fourths of the pie chart. “The rest of your ancestry is northwest European. You already meet most of the requirement.”

“Requirement?”

“You’re already 75% white. Before you leave the lab, I’m supposed to make you 25% Czech.”

“My grandparents made that impossible, decades ago.”

“Not Czech in any real sense,” she said. “Just SNPs in the parts of your body conveniently used for DNA samples. Time for you to get naked.”

Stone raised his eyebrow. “You haven’t even taken me out for coffee, let alone dinner.”

“The CRISPR dermal vector requires exposure to all your skin.” She blinked at him. “Oh, you’re embarrassed. I’ll leave the room, then you can get naked and step into the vessel.” She spun her stool and turned her head toward the man-sized plastic tank in the corner. “The vessel will beam text and verbal instructions through your transcranial stimulator web. Follow them. The process will go faster. Got it?”

The cover story waiting for him required him to pass as a potential immigrant to Freeland. He gave one sharp nod. “No time like the present.” He pinched his tracksuit’s zipper pull and tugged it down his chest.

The Genomics tech fixed her guileless brown eyes on him. “Good, you’re not letting any little fears get in the way. The vessel will let me know if you need my help. Bye, Hybrid.” She separated from the rolling stool and went to the door. Denim swished between her thighs with each step.

Stone loped off his stool and across the laboratory. The tank stood in the corner like a rocket on the launchpad. He ran his hand over its stippled, beige plastic surface. Air puffed and a fine seam popped an inch open.

He shed his clothes and piled them on a lab bench, next to a stack of folded white towels. He rested his watch on his tracksuit. A draft chilled his bare skin.

Stone stepped up into the tank and pulled an inside handle. The door swung shut, trapping him in a space six inches wider than his shoulders. LEDs spaced evenly around the ceiling and floor dimly lit a smooth white plastic interior punched through by two dozen nozzles. A synthetic female voice said Rotate the handle ninety degrees clockwise to lock.

He turned the handle a quarter-turn. A click from the door echoed inside the vessel.

A motor whirred near his left shoulder, opening a compartment between two nozzles. Inside, a milky blue liquid filled an inch-high disposable plastic cup. Swish the liquid in your mouth for thirty seconds, then swallow.

Stone swished berry and mint and bitter medicinal flavors around his mouth. He turned his head and a timer in the lower right corner of his vision moved with him. 4. 3. 2. 1. His nose wrinkled as the clashing tastes went down his throat.

The compartment motor whirred again. Same milky blue liquid, but this time in a battery-powered syringe with a green button at the back and a flexible, glistening tube on the business end. Insert anally until tube is fully extended, then deploy the liquid.

“You haven’t taken me out for dinner, either.”

Two seconds of silence, then Insert anally until tube is fully extended, then deploy–

Stone grabbed the syringe. The tube glistened with lubricant. He grimaced and eased the tube into his backside. It extended itself inside his rectum like a parasitic worm. He moved the syringe body closer to his body, until cold plastic bumped against his skin.

A green checkmark appeared in his vision. Depl–

By feel, he pressed the button. Liquid squirted into his colon.

Stone yanked out the syringe and threw it to the floor. He squirmed his hips until the crawling liquid in his colon faded below perception.

He took a breath, blew it out. Better than getting shot.

Once again the motor sounded. The compartment door revealed a syringe, identical to the first.

“How thoughtful of you,” Stone said to the tank. “You saved the best for last.”

Insert the catheter–

“Got it.” He picked up the syringe, gritted his teeth. When he pressed the button, the liquid burned like a venereal disease or a urinary tract infection. He squeezed his eyes shut and grunted.

After a time, the pain faded. He lifted his shoulders and breathed more easily.

Dermal vector delivery begins in 3. 2. 1.

Cold jets of the blue liquid needled him all over. The synthetic female voice told him to turn his body a few degrees and hold each position for five seconds. He almost got used to the jets striking patches of skin when time came to expose fresh nerve endings. Shivers gripped him. He pulled his arms closer to his flanks–

Hold arms away from body.

Stone did. Cold seeped into his armpits. Between his legs. Through his hair. Down his back. Hold. Turn. Hold.

The jets cut off. You may exit now.

Stone spun the handle counter-clockwise with trembling hands and pushed. He staggered to the bench. Clumsily he pulled towels of the stack, dropping one on the floor. Plush fabric, still faintly warm from a clothes dryer.

A few minutes later, dry and not shivering, he put his tracksuit back on and snapped his watch to his wrist. Twinges still ran through his lower abdomen. No help for it.

He headed out of the room. In the corridor, the Genomics tech stared at the wall and molded the air with both hands. Some data manipulation through her transcranial stimulator only she could see.

She glanced over her shoulder, then swiped her right hand palm-down in front of her and turned. “Looks like you followed instructions.”

“Best to get it over with.”

She nodded. “After your mission, come back and we’ll restore the SNP profile in the target tissues back to your original.”

“Thanks, but I might stick with being a quarter Czech.”

The Genomics tech made a quarter-turn away, but then her eyebrows jutted up and she raised her right hand. “Oh. Almost forgot. The vector delivered by catheter only changes the SNP profile of the cells lining your bladder and urethra. Your sperm cells retain your original SNP profile. Too complicated to change them. Very invasive even if we could. So use a condom when you’re in the field.”

The last traces of any urge to bed the Genomics tech evaporated, but a mild affection remained. “Gee, thanks, sis.”

“And flush it right away. If you blow your cover because you leave contradictory DNA evidence tied up in a plastic bag, don’t blame me.”

“Don’t worry, I won’t.” He shook his wristwatch past his cuff, glanced down. “I’d love to chat more, but I have a plane to catch.”